ok, here's a joke that made me laugh until i had cramps.... i'd love to hear others
To set the scene, Marge is expecting her third baby...
Marge: "I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
Homer: "No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21."
Marge: Won't that warp him?
Homer: "My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: "You don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer: "He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think her name is Mother Shabubu now."
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